I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?
Corduroy pillows -- they're making headlines!
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots.
A good pun is it's own reword.
Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!